Dwarves – The Dwarves Must Die (2004)

December 13, 2024

Quite possibly the worst Dwarves album? Over time Blag Dahlia’s voice has been morphing into a severely perverted Alice Cooper, but here on Dwarves Must Die the man’s taken a side step into the Fred Durst school of performing “arts”. It’s a weird one! LOL

Honestly, what the fuck happened here? Sounds like Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson got together to write Dwarves songs about smoking crack and fucking bitches. Disastrous!

Guest appearances such as Dexter Holland as well as full on rap tracks are just pure stinkers (or, a bit later on, Dexter Holland ON rap tracks – fuck me!). Embarrassing for all involved. Disastrous!

Band is a three piece at this point, with only Blag and He Who Shall Not Be Named the remaining original members. Rounding out the band is Nick Oliveri, now a permanent member it seems, and drums are either programmed or played by Vandals / now-Foo Fighters’ Josh Freese. Disastrous!

What a mess.

I did laugh at the line “this one goes out to Queens of the Trust Fund. You slept on my floor, now I’m sleeping through your motherfucking records”, but save an album this quip does not.

Disastrous!