Haggus / Toxocariasis – Split Tape (2020)

November 29, 2023

You’ve just done a great big fucking chungus of a shit in the toilet bowl. The toilet itself looks like it’s about to fall apart, the porcelain is cracked and stained, and the water pooling at the bottom had a greenish-yellow tint even before your pulsating brownish horror took a dive into it. Your stomach gurgles a deep subhuman roar, and you realise in horror that it’s not your stomach rumbling after dropping such an unspeakable terror into the bowl below, but the turd itself! But this ain’t no fucking Gutalax fantasy kids, no no, this is sick fucking groove heavy stomping fucking mincegore I’m talking about, so instead of getting up and doing a little dance and throwing toilet paper everywhere like an idiot, this huge fucking chungus of a turd roars the most sickening gore-drenched howl you’ve ever heard, before climbing out of the fucking toilet bowl and tearing you in half, exploding the room into a haze of blood, innards and feces. This is what Haggus sounds like on this split. But you can dance to it if you want to.

Toxocariasis are pretty fucking good too. It takes a moment to adjust to the thinner sound after the bowel eruption of Haggus, but the messier, chaotic gurgling gore is sure to satisfy even the fussiest of corpophilic gorehounds.

TLDR: this split is good, yeah.