ShitFuckingShit – Life Of Excess (2015)

June 5, 2024

Have you ever seen one of those Japanese pornos where a guy is lying under like a glass coffeetable or something, and then this absolutely gorgeous lassie wanders in, sits on the table, and then takes a huge wet shit all over it? The man underneath the table can admire this once beautiful behind like a modern day De Sade; this perfected work of nature becomes a disgusting, shit-smeared mass of flesh and fecal matter which worsens by the second as she rubs her smeary offering into the glass. The man is safe below to watch the entire depraved spectacle.

Now, imagine dear reader, that the glass were to break. Glass, ass and fecal mass all come tumbling down at once into your face. Disaster, right? You’re now choking on someone else’s shit, but you can’t throw up because shards of glass tear at your throat in agony when you wretch. Shit and glass are in your eyes. The adult actress is now running around in circles screaming because a shard got in her poo hole.

Why have I described such a vividly abhorrent situation, you ask? Well – this exact scenario is what ShitFuckingShit sounds like on the Life Of Excess. It’s not entirely enjoyable in any real way, but you can’t tear your attention away from it.